Coronavirus

[Rudy]

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

How’s it work? You use your own car?

You get an app you get sent jobs in your area off you go and complete the job 

[Burndens Bogs]

6 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

How’s it work? You use your own car?

Yes mate, travel expenses covered.

[Casino]

GPs warned they're going to be asked to stay open over Easter as that is the predicted peak

[mickbrown]

4 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Yes mate, travel expenses covered.

Cheers. 

[mickbrown]

9 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

You get an app you get sent jobs in your area off you go and complete the job 

👍

[MickyD]

I didn't spec anyone to joke about this.

 

[Casino]

3 hours ago, kent_white said:

That's UK - we've been talking about it for weeks. Without a vaccine or antivirals it's just maths.

Tell you what mate

It'll be way nearer zero than 250k

If it's not, there's a ton for your and your Mrs to go and get leathered

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Tell you what mate

It'll be way nearer zero than 250k

If it's not, there's a ton for your and your Mrs to go and get leathered

@Kent White make me your Mrs

[Winchester White]

We are going to see major fatalities. I am trying my best to sit on my hands and not be critical of the Government but for fucks sake we had 2 weeks on Italy and wasted it.

[jules_darby]

1 hour ago, Rudy’s Message said:

@peelyfeet sorry to bug you but out of interest when do you expect this to peak in the UK? How bad do you think it’s going to get?

Shoot from your hip (your bad hip 😁)

Peak likely to be in about a fortnight. 3 weeks from school closures.

Next week is going to be grim too. Brace yourselves.

Edited March 27, 2020 by jules_darby

[jules_darby]

15 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

@Kent White make me your Mrs

This isn’t a prison movie 

[Zico]

2 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

This isn’t a prison movie 

"Would it help if I told them I wasn't gay?"

"Neither are they"

[Rudy]

3 minutes ago, jules_darby said:

This isn’t a prison movie 

Give it a few weeks 

[Dr Faustus]

Cyrus the Virus

[e2e4]

i remember this on old school computers, tweaking the numbers to keep both things alive

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wa-Tor

i think the "exponential" "wheat on a chessboard" talk scares folk and ignores things like people getting well , how people move, people meeting the same people , how fast they recover, if 40% already caught it before christmas, etc

we'd already all be dead if you listen to some. 

[Guest]

The peak is the summer, or potentially later...when people say peak right now they mean a suppressed small peak....assuming measures we’ve taken suppress full peak. 

[Guest]

People are talking about a peak in 2/3 weeks

If we are 2 weeks behind Italy, who don’t seem to have peaked, we are probably at least 4 weeks away?

Edited March 27, 2020 by boltondiver

[buckhurstwhite]

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

By the weekend, London will be in full lockdown, with Army manned checkpoints. Only key workers, NHS staff, police, ambulance, fire, delivery drivers, and teachers looking after the children of the above, will be allowed to move around the city.

Mot seen any tanks yet or check points - so who releases this scaremongering  

[stevieb]

44 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

People are talking about a peak in 2/3 weeks

If we are 2 weeks behind Italy, who don’t seem to have peaked, we are probably at least 4 weeks away?

Because people are dicks. 

We've carried on regardless (as Italy and Spain did). Thinking it won't happen here. 

In 2 weeks when someone you know is clinging on for life on a ventilator I hope you enjoyed your mother's day visit that you could have done by video call.... 

 

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Cunts 

Edited March 27, 2020 by stevieb

[RoadRunnerFan]

7 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Because people are dicks. 

We've carried on regardless (as Italy and Spain did). Thinking it won't happen here. 

In 2 weeks when someone you know is clinging on for life on a ventilator I hope you enjoyed your mother's day visit that you could have done by video call.... 

 

2

Many

Cunts 

Fair play Stevie.

[Carlos]

I don’t know about cunts but far too many people are just cracking on with life, some clown out cleaning windows this afternoon... I know it’s your job, and you can’t do it from your house but ffs knock it on the head for a few weeks. Some cunt riding a horse round Harwood, lost for words.

[Traf]

That window cleaner might need the income from his round to live on.

If he stops working, he'll have no money until late-June at the earliest when the SE help finally kicks in.

[Carlos]

I’m not having it. He’s been doing the round for a few years, cleaning windows of the old dears around here, it’s a decent business. Going from one OAP to another collecting cash is about the worst thing that can happen. I’m assuming they aren’t all bitcoin savvy. Could be there’s no customers left in June anyway.

Plus what are folk needing money for? The shops are all shut, 

[mickbrown]

1 hour ago, Carlos said:

I don’t know about cunts but far too many people are just cracking on with life, some clown out cleaning windows this afternoon... I know it’s your job, and you can’t do it from your house but ffs knock it on the head for a few weeks. Some cunt riding a horse round Harwood, lost for words.

I’d say your safe a fuck riding a horse. 

[radcliffe white]

54 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

I’d say your safe a fuck riding a horse. 

Kim Tate is still riding her horse