Site Supporter Spider Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 Spoke to a bloke today who casually mentioned that he will take a brew and a bacon butty in with him whilst he’s having a shit. Hes from the midlands so I’m assuming it’s the fact he’s basically a caveman, because surely normal folk don’t do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 That is so wrong, dirty bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 Filthy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 17, 2020 Members Share Posted November 17, 2020 Tell him he’s eating and drinking particles of poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 The only thing you should be taking to the bog is summert to read. Filthy bastard, how can that even be enjoyable to eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I wouldn’t even chew spearmint whilst curling one out 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 17, 2020 Moderators Share Posted November 17, 2020 I'll let the coffee pass, but not the butty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 Dirty bastard. Unless a bacon butty has excellent shite removal properties, there's no excuse. He should be put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I was once in a mad rush to get out after getting home from work so I ate a bowl of casserole I'd had in the slow cooker during the day. Bowl of casserole on one knee, a couple of slices of bread on the other. All about time management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Do it often brew and the toolstation book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Once saw a bloke eating a ham butty while he was cleaning the shithouses at warbies, one hand on his butty and the other gloveless hand doing the cleaning. Was a step too far even for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 The latest controversy in our family was my brother in law (Croydon fake wannabee cockney) ate a trifle whilst curling one out Leave them to it. Chocolate flake on your trifle? Actually no. Particles of shit. Eat that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Feeding the devil as it's known in our houses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Shows lack of respect for your food, no wonder there's so much bad eating and diabetes around. Only thing I take to the shitter is the crossword... highlight of my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Spider said: Spoke to a bloke today who casually mentioned that he will take a brew and a bacon butty in with him whilst he’s having a shit. Hes from the midlands so I’m assuming it’s the fact he’s basically a caveman, because surely normal folk don’t do this? brown sauce or ketchup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 17, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dimron said: Shows lack of respect for your food, no wonder there's so much bad eating and diabetes around. Only thing I take to the shitter is the crossword... highlight of my day Number 2 down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Your taste is directly related to your sense of smell. Wanting to shit and eat as a regular event is beyond weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted November 17, 2020 Author Site Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ani said: Your taste is directly related to your sense of smell. Wanting to shit and eat as a regular event is beyond weird. Correct If I drank wine and all I could smell was the horrors of my arse, it’s unlikely I’d enjoy the vino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Number 2 down? Like the bog roll, I do one square at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) Ive been known to rack a line up on the back of my phone whilst unleashing. Cant say Id fancy my dinner on there. Edited November 17, 2020 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, gonzo said: Ive been known to rack a line up on the back of my phone whilst unleashing. Cant say Id fancy my dinner on there. Aye The first shit after the initial sniff, then rack one up on the back of the wallet while dropping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 51 minutes ago, Ani said: Your taste is directly related to your sense of smell. Wanting to shit and eat as a regular event is beyond weird. Can’t wait to see Little Whits contribution to this thread. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, L/H White said: Aye The first shit after the initial sniff, then rack one up on the back of the wallet while dropping Pills used to be the worst for speeding my bowels up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Decent bing = guts dropping. Well known fact @kent_white my mate shit himself in juice in town pilled up. Never said owt. Went away came back and sat for an age telling me he had a secret but wasn’t sure if he could trust me 😂😂. One of the best pill chats we’ve had as I had to prove to him why I should be trusted. Think it lasted about 3 hours in total before he told me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted November 18, 2020 Members Share Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, kent_white said: Pills used to be the worst for speeding my bowels up! Ecstasy made me drop my arse in Sankeys, at Radio Soulwax, trying to find a trap in that pitch black labyrinth off your nut should be on my CV. My mate had some Charlie in Amsterdam, he made a dash for the bogs but it was too late he’d shat his kecks, as there was no doors on the toilets he took his boxers off and stuffed them behind the radiator. Feel sorry for the owner of that place 😂 Edited November 18, 2020 by Rudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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