Who Do We Know Who's Famous?

[freds dad]

If I was Bond think I'd have a heirachy of women some would be tits only some tits n a quick finger only the darlings would be bollocks deep.

 

pink or brown

[Whites man]

Jamie Redknapp once described me as "a good looking chap" in a restaurant in London.

 

 

It's unfair all the stick Rooney has copped this week for being pissed at a wedding when Jamie Redknapp was obviously tripping his tits off in London restaurants.

[little whitt]

Gonzo was the survivor at Michael Barrymore's pool party.

PMSL   +10

[Mounts Kipper]

pink or brown

 

Always pink. ????

[no balls]

Always pink. ????

no need to go in the stink

[miamiwhite]

Was in the same class at St Bede's as Monica Ali, famous for Brick Lane.

 

Her brother Robin is now a Professor at the London Eye Hospital, noted for being the pioneer of the world's first retinal correction surgery.

Robin is two years older than me and also attendee St Bede's.

 

Alf Hartigan and TheWanderer1958 will certainly remember these two.

 

A lady in Grendon St where I was born had two famous relatives. Her grandson is Nigel Short the chess grandmaster, and her nephew is Ricky Heppolete, the former Preston and Orient player.

[Andydee]

In the same class as Adam Creme at school, cousin and mini me of :lol: Creme from 10cc.

 

PE teacher at college was Fran Cotton from the fat lads game.

[jayjayoghani]

My cousin was in Coronation St, and more recently Hollyoaks. Stephen Billington.

 

First cousins too, not two bob second cousins Salford :-)

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Whilst he's not very famous did some work in Mauro Boselli's garden. Met him and his Mrs and his dog.

Unfortunately the later had liberally left its calling cards everywhere and the argy twat hadn't shifted it so his grass got left. Cunt.

[Casino]

In the same class as Adam Creme at school, cousin and mini me of Creme from 10cc.

PE teacher at college was Fran Cotton from the fat lads game.

I was told :lol: Creme went to my school

 

Before me, obviously

 

Simon Archer was in my class as was the brother of Martin Bramah

[fatolive]

Was at school with Damon Gough, badly drawn boy, know Peter Kay quite well, but then everybody in Bolton says that, cousin who's an actress on TV occasionally , but closest to knowing somebody really famous was working with Johnny Marrs dad until he retired a few years ago.

[Not in Crawley]

My ex Mrs once got fingered by Orlando Bloom at a school disco.

My current Mrs turned down Daniel Craig (this was before Bond) and James Cordon once tried his luck. Two ends of the spectrum there but just shows, if you want a famous man, become a PR.

 

And yes, Jon should probably watch what he tweets!

[kent_white]

And yes, Jon should probably watch what he tweets!

You're joking aren't you? It's the best publicity he's ever had :-)

[leigh white]

Remember me and my mate bedding two girls from Chesterfield on holiday in Crete in 83, one of them said Iv'e just split up with Danny Wilson, my mate said who the fuck's he ?

[Not in Crawley]

You're joking aren't you? It's the best publicity he's ever had :-)

I think they had a pretty rough week.

[jules_darby]

Remember me and my mate bedding two girls from Chesterfield on holiday in Crete in 83, one of them said Iv'e just split up with Danny Wilson, my mate said who the fuck's he ?

me and Gumbo went to school with a bird that Bolton's best known wanderers supporting tattoo artist nobbed in a loo on Greece Uncovered that was broadcast on sky1

 

"Classy bird, Dave" is one of my all time favourite lines on a TV programme

[Andydee]

Oh forgot Joe Gilgun went to primary school with my kids.

 

Does proxy count?

 

There's another poster with a claim to Joe.

[Not in Crawley]

Obviously in my job met and worked with loads. The oddest one was being taken to court by Mike Stock from Stock, Atkin and Waterman.

 

He won. Probably because he actually hired a lawyer and we went with a lad from accounts.

[ex_midlandwhite]

Was one of the lost boys in primary school play when Suzanne Shaw was Wendy

 

Used to open the batting in secondary school cricket team with Neil Mellor.

[Alf Hartigan]

Who remembers that Nicola Holt from the first ever series of Big Brother, quite fit and proper mucky, she used to be a barmaid at the flag in Bromley Cross.

 

Anyway, I don't know her and never met her, but there's a woman at work keeps going on about being her 'best mate'. I don't think she knows that she's a porn star and escort these days. (not that there's owt wrong with that like)

 

She must do, surely, best mate and all?

[H]

Had lunch with Nigel Twiston-Davies and Peter Scudamore's wife.

Watched rugby with PS in a box at Kingsholm.

[Sweep]

I know Andydee and Mrs Dee

 

 

Beat that!

[Boo]

Oh forgot Joe Gilgun went to primary school with my kids.

 

Does proxy count?

 

 

There's another poster with a claim to Joe.

Wife used to do his accounts.

[embankment]

I know Ashburner Street Market Fish Stall Face.

And John Thomas

[miamiwhite]

Who remembers that Nicola Holt from the first ever series of Big Brother, quite fit and proper mucky, she used to be a barmaid at the flag in Bromley Cross.

 

Anyway, I don't know her and never met her, but there's a woman at work keeps going on about being her 'best mate'. I don't think she knows that she's a porn star and escort these days. (not that there's owt wrong with that like)

 

She must do, surely, best mate and all?

You probably have met her mate without realising as she was also at St Bede's. She was in the class a year below you whilst her sister Karen was in the class a year above you i.e my year.