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20 hours ago, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Beautiful.

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Now in for this. I've had to lower myself to the "it's not what you know" practice, which made me feel a bit grubby to be honest, after slagging folk off for it. 

If you can't beat them..........

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I'd not get over confident about beating these at Bloomfield. We've missed so many chances over the years, things always, always conspire against us there.

In many other fixtures I'd be going in with loads of confidence in the side after last night. I hope Saturday is finally the one there after 47 years but I'm not raising my hopes. 

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Just now, paulhanley said:

I'd not get over confident about beating these at Bloomfield. We've missed so many chances over the years, things always, always conspire against us there.

In many other fixtures I'd be going in with loads of confidence in the side after last night. I hope Saturday is finally the one there after 47 years but I'm not raising my hopes. 

I'm going to go to Blackpool, Derby and Rotherham every time we play them until we win. Surely it has to happen in my lifetime

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1 minute ago, Biggish Dave said:

I'm going to go to Blackpool, Derby and Rotherham every time we play them until we win. Surely it has to happen in my lifetime

Let's hope Saturday is finally the day. It would be a sweet day for old school Wanderers fans. 

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1 hour ago, paulhanley said:

I'd not get over confident about beating these at Bloomfield. We've missed so many chances over the years, things always, always conspire against us there.

In many other fixtures I'd be going in with loads of confidence in the side after last night. I hope Saturday is finally the one there after 47 years but I'm not raising my hopes. 

Sums up my thoughts Paul. Just can’t raise my hopes.

My only logic is they often surprise me  when I expect nothing. Really want to win there and a little bit of me hopes/sees the gigg lane outcome. Though I’m not even playing that out.

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On 10/02/2024 at 12:40, gonzo said:

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern cunts, got what you deserved etc

 

 i took it personally, so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea.....

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

 one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

 

 I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

 

 

Just seen this - funny as.

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Im positive about this and the Wigan game after last night. 

They're going to be tough but we are much better teams than them, it's time we showed it.

I said before these 7 days are pivotal, particularly as we have got dreadful away records at all 3 grounds. We've got one out of the way already last night. I fully believe we can do the same again.

They will be up for it, as will Wigan. But if we match their intensity and play our game, we will win.

Records are there to be broken.

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