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Battlenips

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On 14/04/2021 at 12:57, athywhite1958 said:

33, 46

 

On 14/04/2021 at 15:41, Spider said:

33 25

both got 33

other was 45

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Happy Birthday BattleNips

first off, my gift to you

in the beginning was sourcing games from various places like twitter and reddit

then came across this site where you can make them yourself

https://battlenips.fun/

around this time, there were PDFs doing the rounds on whatsapp, modern day porn mags basically, but with names to suggest they are something else

I used these to create the games

got through two PDFs so far, which you can download at the following links:

"New Christmas Bikes 2020"
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qkhO9TwWVjbiZFAicxMzQST2ya3dbh8M/view?usp=sharing

"Anti-Stress"
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PBHeZ9T-mLosNK4JUABCkZ_4hiKknCDH/view?usp=sharing

126 pages of BattleNips memories - along with previously unseen material due to either there being on nip on display, or none

enjoy

New bikes 

Page 7

The fucking state of it 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Anti stress page 19

There she is ❤️❤️❤️

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and here is the league table

things to note:

this only includes BattleNips games, and not any of those "guess which one has a dildo up her arse" type games from a year ago

there's been approx 140-150 games

it's 5 points for one nip, 15 points for two

the asteriks below denote anyone who has scored both nips, like a star when you win the champions league

there were no games between July 17th-Sept 8th and October 17th-November 15th

in my mates BattleNips whatsapp group, we do 40 game seasons (currently in the 4th one), there are 16 games left, so when that ends, this league will end - there may be more games in the future, but it's really a lockdown game, and we should soon have better things to do

here we go:

@Spider:    135*
@athywhite1958: 120
@MickyD: 115**
@stevieb: 105*
@DazBob: 90
@Winchester White: 80*
@marple whites: 75
@Burndens Bogs: 65
@tshape: 60**
@Steejay: 50*
@bolton in bedford: 50
@Cheese: 50
@Dr Faustus: 45
@MancWanderer: 45
@Youri McAnespie: 40*
@Escobarp: 35
@fatty: 35
@Rudy: 35
@Tonge moor green jacket: 30*
@Mr Grey: 30
@jeep: 25
@Nobster: 25
@Dimron: 20
@ErnestTurnip: 20
@jmjhb: 20
@Jol_BWFC: 15*
@boogs: 15
@freds dad: 15
@Crawley White: 10
@RONNIE PHILLIPS: 10
@Traf: 10
@Alf Hartigan: 5
@Army 11: 5 (I have no idea who this is - but they are the most prolific poster with a 100% success rate)
@blackleywhite: 5
@bolton_blondie: 5
@BOWTUN BAKED: 5
@Gonk: 5
@H: 5
@jayjayoghani: 5
@JimmyRiddle: 5
@leigh white: 5
@little whitt: 5
@miamiwhite: 5
@Offshore: 5
@radcliffewhite1: 5
@Underpants: 5
@ZiggyStardust: 5
 

King of the Tits

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and finally, today's game - something a bit different

2 girls

scores as follows:

1 nip on either girl: 5 points
2 nips on either girl: 15 points
2 nips + 1 nip: 25 points
2 nips on both: 40 points

this could shake the table right up, will leave this one on for the weekend to let as many as possible have a guess:

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1 minute ago, Spider said:

King of the Tits

this can be your new avatar, which is also the battlenips whatsapp group profile pic:

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31 33 37 39

31 33 27 30

I'm also honoured to be top 4.

This thread is probably the best thing that has come out of the covaids scamdemic 🤣

Take a bow Zico

31 33 27 29

I’ll take third any day of the week.

31 33

37 40

A truer reflection would be as a percentage of possible points. 

Many of you play every day and get lucky occasionally 😉

32, 33

27, 29

11 minutes ago, Traf said:

A truer reflection would be as a percentage of possible points. 

Many of you play every day and get lucky occasionally 😉

Libel

. A play-off postion pour moi, i'm happy with that tbh.Anyways, a quad of liitle 'uns here - 31& 34, 27&29

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31,34

26,29

 

take a bow zico a really top job.

certainly brightened up the days of lockdown

1 hour ago, Zico said:

and here is the league table

things to note:

this only includes BattleNips games, and not any of those "guess which one has a dildo up her arse" type games from a year ago

there's been approx 140-150 games

it's 5 points for one nip, 15 points for two

the asteriks below denote anyone who has scored both nips, like a star when you win the champions league

there were no games between July 17th-Sept 8th and October 17th-November 15th

in my mates BattleNips whatsapp group, we do 40 game seasons (currently in the 4th one), there are 16 games left, so when that ends, this league will end - there may be more games in the future, but it's really a lockdown game, and we should soon have better things to do

here we go:

@Spider:    135*
@athywhite1958: 120
@MickyD: 115**
@stevieb: 105*
@DazBob: 90
@Winchester White: 80*
@marple whites: 75
@Burndens Bogs: 65
@tshape: 60**
@Steejay: 50*
@bolton in bedford: 50
@Cheese: 50
@Dr Faustus: 45
@MancWanderer: 45
@Youri McAnespie: 40*
@Escobarp: 35
@fatty: 35
@Rudy: 35
@Tonge moor green jacket: 30*
@Mr Grey: 30
@jeep: 25
@Nobster: 25
@Dimron: 20
@ErnestTurnip: 20
@jmjhb: 20
@Jol_BWFC: 15*
@boogs: 15
@freds dad: 15
@Crawley White: 10
@RONNIE PHILLIPS: 10
@Traf: 10
@Alf Hartigan: 5
@Army 11: 5 (I have no idea who this is - but they are the most prolific poster with a 100% success rate)
@blackleywhite: 5
@bolton_blondie: 5
@BOWTUN BAKED: 5
@Gonk: 5
@H: 5
@jayjayoghani: 5
@JimmyRiddle: 5
@leigh white: 5
@little whitt: 5
@miamiwhite: 5
@Offshore: 5
@radcliffewhite1: 5
@Underpants: 5
@ZiggyStardust: 5
 

I can't even remember having a go 🤔

31, 33 and 30, 27

1 hour ago, Traf said:

A truer reflection would be as a percentage of possible points. 

Many of you play every day and get lucky occasionally 😉

Because Zico has nothing better to do than make sure it’s a level playing field. 

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1 hour ago, Underpants said:

I can't even remember having a go 🤔

been a long year to be fair

but you were a regular this time last year

 

 

 

 

 

 

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